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As everyone was outside the 'Nut Sorting Room'.
Mr.Salt said,
"Ah, well this room i'm very familiar of. You see Wonka, I myself is in the nut business."
As Mr.Salt gave Wonka his business card and when Wonka grabbed it, she threw it behind her shoulder.
"Are you using the 'Hevermax 4000' to do this?" Mr.Salt said and Wonka replied
"No, *giggles* your very weird."
When Wonka opened the door, everyone saw a big room full of squirrels sorting nuts.
"Squirrels!" Vercua chimed happily
"Yeah, squirrels." Wonka said "These squirrels are specially trained to  to get the nuts out of the shells."
As everyone saw some squirrels remove the nut from the shell, Mr.Salt said
"Why use squirrels? Why not Oompa Loompas?"  
"Because only squirrels can get a whole walnut out every single time. See how the squirrels take the nuts to that machine over there, they're testing to see if that is a bad nut. Look over there!"
As a screen said bad nut, the bad nut is thrown down the garbage chute.
"Daddy, I want a squirrel. Get me one of those squirrels I want one!" Veruca said
"Veruca dear, you have very marvelous pets." Mr.Salt said
"Please, all I have is 1 horse, 2 dogs, 4 cats, 6 bunnies, 2 parakeets, a green parrot, a turtle, and a silly old hamster. I WANT A SQUIRREL!!!"
'I haven't seen this side of White Comet ever...then again it isn't really her...' Brave thought
"Alright dear, daddy will get you a squirrel, just wait till we get home."
"But I don't want any old squirrel, I want a trained squirrel. Get me one of those squirrels!"
"Mrs.Wonka, how much do you want for these squirrels? Name your price."
"They're not for sale. She can't have one."
Then Veruca had an unhappy face.
"I'm sorry darling, Mrs.Wonka is being very unreasonable." Wonka mimicked Mr.Salt's voice
"If you won't get me a squirrel, i'll get one myself!" Veruca said
She then jumped over the gate and went to where the squirrels are working.
"Veruca!" Mr.Salt said
"Little Girl!" Wonka said
"Veruca come back here at once!" Mr.Salt said
Then Veruca looked at one squirrel which is the fluffiest and brownest one out of them all.
All of the squirrels stopped working and looked at Veruca.
"Little girl! don't touch those squirrels nuts! Don't make them crazy!"
When Veruca went over to the squirrel, she said,
"I'll have you!"
When she reached out to grab the squirrel.
All of the squirrels jumped off of their stations and all went over Veruca.
Then Mr.Salt was shaking the gate trying to get it open.
When Wonka pulled out her keys, there were alot on the keychain, so this might take a while...
Finally the squirrels got her down and were swarming all over her.
While Wonka was rushing to find the right key.
"DADDY!!!!!" Veruca screamed 'DADDY I WANT THEM TO STOP!!!!!!"
Then they began dragging her to the meter of a good nut and a bad nut.
When she stopped at the platform, the alarms blared off
"BAD NUT!" The speaker said
Then the squirrels began dragging her to a hole.
"Where does that hole go?" Mr.Salt said
"To the garbage drain." Wonka said
"Where does that chute go?"
"To the incinerator, but don't worry, we only light it up on Tuesdays."
"Today 'IS' Tuesday." Mike said
"...Then again there are some chances of not lighting it up."
When Veruca was very close to the garbage chute, music began and Oompa Loompas came out of some doors.
And finally, Veruca was thrown down the garbage chute, Falling and screaming
Then the Oompa Loompas began to sing

"Veruca Salt, The debutant, She's always screaming "I want I WANT!
We hope she wants last month's chow mein, As she jete's down the garbage drain.
Veruca Salt, the silly cow, Her maddening Manchu was "Now Now NOW!
But now hang a bell on the little brute, as she's Ballottés down the bad nut chute.
Yes now she joined the trash below so spoiled and so rotten, the fishy from a week ago, Some giant lump forgotten.
A bacon rind, some left out lard, a loaf of bread gone stale and hard.
A rotten tooth, a reeky pear, a thing the cat left on the stair.
Veruca Salt, the pampered miss, Will now Fouetté to a foul abyss.
So take a whiff for it's awfully ripe, Her new address...The SEWER PIPE!

"Well now she's gone..." Wonka said
"WONKA FOR GOD'S SAKE HELP HER!!!" Mr.Salt cried out
"I can't, the postures terrible." Wonka replied

"Veruca Salt, the selfish tot, was never good with the things she got!
But it's not just vicious Veruca's fault.
This rancid recipe demands another dash of salt!


"Blame her father and her mother that Veruca will reside, With the rubbish and the other wasteful things she tossed aside!"

"Don't worry, i'll save you!"

"To the vats we'd be quicker.
See the squirrels as they are swarming, Cos recycling was beneath her, she's the cause for global warming!

By now the squirrels are swarming over Mr.Salt and jumping all over him

"Veruca Salt, the wicked witch, will soon develop a nasty itch.
We'll soon hear a twit screaming "Mine all mine!"
From deep down below where the sun don't shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! BAD NUT!

And Mr.Salt was walking backwards but he tripped over a squirrel and fell down the chute too.
Next an Oompa Loompa went right next to Wonka pulling her trench coat for her attention.
She then bend down and the oompa loompa whispered something into her ear.
"Huh, turns out the incinerator is broken, won't be fixed for three weeks, so they'll have three weeks of garbage to break their fall." Wonka said
"Well that's good news." Mrs.Teevee said sarcastically
"Yeah! Well let's keep on moving."
BT/Charlotte: 1313cookie
WC/Veruca: Slaytoomuch1960
BendyB/Mike: Me!
YH/Wilma Wonka: Me!
Dr. J/Grandpa Joe: poptropica
POTC/ Dr.H:  Me/ poptropica
Veruca's nutcracker sweet: CATCF west end musical
CATCF: Roal Dahl
Check out Veruca's nutcracker sweet here: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - London Cast - Veruca's ...
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II-edison-II Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I want a squirrel :iconbigeyesplz:
El mustachio: *throws brick at me*
Me: :dead:
MissEligon Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Artist
Oh and hey, did you listen to the music for the songs, it is in the description for the other ticket winners goodbye
II-edison-II Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I've heard them before :P
Once or twice I think :I
MissEligon Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Artist
Is it from the musical from west end in England?
II-edison-II Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't know :stare:
Okay maybe the modern movie songs I've heard :P
MissEligon Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Artist
You have to click the descriptions from Ch.8, Ch.10, and Ch.11!
They are different than any of the movies! way different and good!
II-edison-II Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'll check them out when I'm in the computer,
iPad isn't very private XD
MissEligon Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Artist
Well go to your computer and check it out now!
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Slaytoomuch1960 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
WC is such a "bad nut" in this XD
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